Written by Al N.

Saturday, 20 May 2017

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Lots of people started yelling that it didn't look like Toby Keith, but the Arabians didn't seem to mind.

Riyadh, Saudi Arabia Donald Trump is taking one of the only acts that would play at his Inauguration, Country-alt singer Toby Keith, to play to an all-men's concert.

"We're not sure if we could pick a more inadequate act to play to this hyped up male crowd. They are certain to react to his racist, jingoistic song lyrics, as well as be insulted by the simplistic music. And having a redneck play to a Muslim crowd, you might as well have Smoky Robinson playing for the KKK," spoke a dismayed reporter.

"You just can't make stuff like this up!" spoke another media rep.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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