Trump's Plan to Wear Out Press is Working

Written by Al N.

Saturday, 20 May 2017

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The mental wards are filling fast with former reporters.

Washington, DC Donald Trump's strategy to wear out the press with story after story appears to be working.

"It used to be that you couldn't be away from the Trump News Cycle for more than a day. And that was just during his campaign. After that, you had to check back at least twice per day so you didn't miss anything with the Trump family" said a news reporter.

"All the Russian investigation firings like Comey and Flynn made it start to that you had to keep track hourly, if not more often. There's just no rest!" spoke another reporter.

Reports are coming in from all over the U.S. and World of media people collapsing at work or jumping up and running out in tears or screaming all the way.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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