Written by humanoid

Saturday, 20 May 2017

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"I never had a man, I'm desperate like crazy!" says Desperate Woman.

The 2017 American Music Awards red carpet was exquisitely Psychedelic.

The award show gave us such an iconic fashion moment- think Desperate Woman.

For the most unusual telecast, the look for Desperate Woman ran the gamut-from pop glam, to rocker crazy, to country flare- and she was the one with "the look!"Vogue strike the pose and burn the pics."

"Wait! what is it?"Ok! the work of another French designer."Or, maybe a borrowed, outfit!"

After taking a break from the spotlight, Desperate Woman made an appearance at the award show in a blue shirt, no underwear and sleek flamingo legs. Not forgetting her stinky feet, tuna smell, bad breath, Medusa eyes, and foul smelling butt. We often expect over-the-top get-ups from the AMAs, but the "Witchy poo" singer reminded us that simplicity can make the same, if not bigger, impact.

Red Carpet elegance and high end fashion thats out of this world.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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