Written by joseph k winter

Saturday, 20 May 2017

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Trump has been offered this refuge in the Philippines

Odds-makers across the continents now have Mr. Trump out of the office by the end of the year at 2-1.

According to a White House insider Mr. Trump was impatient to get away on his trip to more hospitable company abroad, to talk international relations.

He was eager to interview with the Pope. He said he would kneel for a touch on his head from the Holy Father.

Then came the surprising overshoot of Syria to North Korea, and the quick, sudden swoop down into Pyongyang.

Reporters were not allowed, nor any recordings, so the only feedback came from guards outside the hall who reported uproarious laughter, hooting, hollering, whistling.

Mr. Trump emerged happy, saying: "Kim Jong Un is a hell of a guy! I didn't know him! I'm telling you I was ignorant! Beautiful meeting, beautiful!"

But Senator Schumer immediately objected to Mr. Trump's "possibly disclosing injurious attitudes," and "otherwise tampering with policy."

All this evidence will lend itself to the Russia-gate investigation, he said.

Mr. Schumer's points were duly approved and stamped over and again by the usual voices from The New York Times & Co.

Senator McCain bristled that Mr. Trump's patriotism was seriously in question after his behavior with Foreign Minister Lavrov and Ambassador Kislyak, and now this latest unruly dalliance with Kim Jong Un.

"Information--words, tones, looks in the eye--these are all being recorded by the enemy! His ferocity levels are too low! Does the President know this?"

Alerted to these developments by the MSM, the President ordered Air Force One turned around and headed for the Philippines.

There he met with President Duterte who treated Mr. Trump to a typical evening of entertainment in Manila.

For this occasion Melania excused herself and returned to New York, leaving Mr. Trump to enjoy himself in the Ermita nightclub scene.

Right away seven females in a row introduced themselves to him, each one telling him her name was Goldie Showers.

During this revelry, Mr. Trump confided various feelings to a waiter who is the source of the information in this report. He said he was reminded of being home and relaxed at Mar a Lago.

President Duterte also offered Mr. Trump an estate in Samar, with maids, if he would care to extend his sojourn a few months.

In response, the President was heard to murmur, "I know Jared and Melania can take care of it! So why shouldn't I relax?"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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