'Up the Women'
Britain is the home of Magna Carta and of the Suffragette, the place where the poor man, then Edwardian ladies, risked imprisonment, force-feeding and humiliation, in their fight for and ultimate achievement of the vote. But it seems that some Bri...
Read full storyJihadi John's new bride is the herd hottie
Syria - Self-styled decapitation fanatic Jihadi John has taken a wife in marriage after placing an ad in the CaliphateHotChickz.con website's matrimonial column. Local beauty Basra Bint Kamel stands 7ft1in tall at her highest point (her hump) and...
Read full storyCommercial Taxi flights into Space may be blocked ny Unions
Inter spatial taxi pilots are already insisting that unless they are 'guaranteed return fares', it won't be worth their while. ''Many of these future 'Space Tourists' have a hipster idea of flying one- way to Mars and then hanging out indefinitely...
Read full storyMan United employ secret weapon - a Llama
Louis van Gaal, much troubled Manchester United, double Dutch manager, has resorted to a drastic method of getting his lame (not Llama, not yet) team playing exciting football again. Although United are winning many games, LVG, just does not seem...
Read full storyCameron Supports Bingo
Prime Minister, David Cameron, has explained why he has decided not to debate with Ed Miliband in an exclusive interview with your Spoof political guru, Jo Wantajob. 'My adviser Bing told me that his experience of doing a duet with Frank Sinatra h...
Read full storyPrices of guitars skyrocketing - Buy one now before they cost more than you do!
Hipsters, douche-bags, failed musicians, and people without many friends alike need to buy their guitars and fast. As summer rolls around, the beaches of the coasts are going to be flooded with morons, failing college students, hot babes and guys...
Read full storyNickelback, S Club 7 and Jack Whitehall Announced as the 2015 Glastonbury Headliners
After months of speculation the line-up for the monumental annual music festival has been announced with the headliners of the prestigious Pyramid Stage being bland Canadian hard rock 4-piece Nickelback, irritating late 90s pop pipsqueaks S Club 7 an...
Read full storyRand Paul Ends up with Pie on his Face
Senator Rand Paul and Reverend Al Sharpton have shown some interparty solidarity and cut up a blueberry pie™ into equal slices at a dialogue and lunch event. Hey listen, this man Senator Rand Paul is great! gushes Reverend Al: I mean,...
Read full storyEmmerdale Versus ISIS: Only One Singer can Save Syria
The last remnants of the allegedly "modern" and "progressive" faction of the Conspicuously Downtrodden Freedom Fighters in Syria™ have come up with a novel plan to prevent their allies in al-Qaeda and other far-left collectivist organisations f...
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