Hipsters, douche-bags, failed musicians, and people without many friends alike need to buy their guitars and fast.
As summer rolls around, the beaches of the coasts are going to be flooded with morons, failing college students, hot babes and guys only there for outside approval because they can't find it in themselves, and the douche-bag with a guitar looking to impress a young girl with daddy issues.
If you are that douche-bag, you need to buy that guitar ASAP.
Hipsters! put down your over priced coffee, stop listening to Neon Indian and buy that guitar. We spoke with a douche-bag and asked him what he'll do with the instrument and we weren't surprised with the answer.
"I'll sing songs to some girl and then later get in bed with her because she's a moron and impressionable." - Douche.
Hope you don't get ripped off. Lord knows you need some success in your life.
