Prime Minister, David Cameron, has explained why he has decided not to debate with Ed Miliband in an exclusive interview with your Spoof political guru, Jo Wantajob.
'My adviser Bing told me that his experience of doing a duet with Frank Sinatra had ended with Frank doing everything his way' Cameron said 'I could only agree with Bing that the weak, useless Miliband would try and follow in Sinatra's footsteps.'
Cameron was asked why he should worry about debating with Miliband. 'But I debate with him on most Wednesday's when I don't answer his questions! Surely that's enough for anyone?'
Wantajob felt Cameron was being too transparent so put it to the PM that the suggestions that he was just plain chicken had some substance.
'Bing has told me that I'm the Cock and I can crow all I want. He tells me that being the Cock means I am Up on Top' retorted an angry PM.