Megyn Kelly Dismisses Soccer Slander Regarding Hillary
Megyn Kelly of the right-leaning Fox News network has defended Hillary Clinton from malicious and false non-centre-leaning-conservative allegations that she is bad at basketball. See this transcript: The enemies of the Democratic Party, is there any depths to which they will not stoop to insult this woman with malicious and self-evidently false, I mean absolutely ridiculously implausible al...
Read full storyPrince Harry kicked out of the army
London - The sacking comes after a 'joke' Jihadi uniform and Islamic State flag were found in the Prince's barracks locker. Along with five grenade launchers and an ounce of skag. This morning Harry's explanation that it's just his Special Ops...
Read full storyNancy Pelosi Slams Barbaric Vatican Regime
It seems not everybody is charmed by Pope Francis. Indeed, one prominent US politician, Nancy Pelosi, is planning very stern measures to punish what she considers to be the right wing, unaccountable, and generally depraved policies and order of gover...
Read full storyFSU's Lead Ball Hog Rathan-Mayes 'Has Potential' Says Kobe.
Florida State guard Xavier Rathan-Mayes turned in a historic performance last night erupting for 30 points in the final 4:00 minutes of regulation. "I was just in the zone," said Rathan-Mayes a freshman from Canada, "My teammates had wide open l...
Read full storyTwitter Conversation about whether dress is white and gold or not, is utterly irrelevant
The dispute on Twitter, as to the true colours of a frock, has been dismissed as utterly superficial and secondary to the real issues of the modern world by the Fashion Industry. Things must be bad, if the World's Couturiers themselves, find a de...
Read full storyTexas School Officials Sentence Autistic Child with Tourette's Syndrome to Life in Detention After He Mangled the Pledge of Allegiance
Stephenville, TX-Ten year old Ronnie Rae Simmons, who suffers from Asperger's, Tourette's Syndrome, and Dyslexia, may well spend the rest of his life in detention, if school officials at Audie Murphy Elementary have anything to say about it. The elev...
Read full storyDalai Lama Sues Canon Welby: "Middle Way" not Anglican Property
The Dalai Lama may be a man of few possessions™, but he's hoping to get the better of Anglican Archbishop Justin Welby in a very material manner; while also sticking up for the faithful (at least, the right kind of faithful, anyway). Attendi...
Read full storyItalian Shopkeeper Sick of American Who Can't Speak Her Language
Vicenza, Italy - A small, grocery store owner in the Northeastern, Italian town of Vicenza is growing increasingly impatient with an American customer who speaks "bad Italian." Rosa Maria Membroni doesn't see why the American can't learn Italian.
Read full storyArea Man Convinced All of His Problems "Just Old Age"
Santa Cruz, California - 79 year old Santa Cruz resident Harry Rider discounted as "irrelevant" his personal habits in explaining a recent hospitalization. Mr. Rider was rushed to the hospital early yesterday morning after having smoked a gram of...
Read full storyCritics Blast Common Core Sex Education Standards For Emphasizing Technique
Washington DC - The Obama Administration's education department has come under fire for re-writing the nation's sex education standards so that they emphasize technique. The new standards, summarized in a recent Department of Education press relea...
Read full storySharon Stone sued for return of Rafael Correa's $275,000 fee
New York - "Sure left a nasty taste in the mouth," aides of Rafael Correa said today as a NYC lawsuit alleged the Basic Instinct actress chickened out of promoting Ecuador's latest PR scam. Stone was hired via a New York agent to poke her hands i...
Read full storyHow to Know if You are Brainwashed
How many of these insane beliefs have you bought into? If you are afflicted with one you are in bad shape. If you are afflicted with more than one you are a zombie. Here is the belief system of the brainwashed commonly called 'culture'. It gets piped into your brain, wherever you are... 24/7. (1). Government is set up for your welfare. That is why it is not allowed to print its own money. Y...
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