Sharon Stone sued for return of Rafael Correa's $275,000 fee

Funny story written by queen mudder

Friday, 27 February 2015

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Stone still a looker despite the years

New York - "Sure left a nasty taste in the mouth," aides of Rafael Correa said today as a NYC lawsuit alleged the Basic Instinct actress chickened out of promoting Ecuador's latest PR scam.

Stone was hired via a New York agent to poke her hands into an Ecuadorian cesspool of heavy crude as part of Correa's continuing campaign against Chevron.

One week before the PR event a mystery illness felled Ms Stone in neighboring Brazil where she'd flown for special waxing treatments 'like having her ears syringed.'

Papers filed before a NYC court demand the return of Correa's $$$s plus restitution in the region of one million dollars.

A spokesperson for the actress said "Correa can go whistle for the fucking money," before posting a pic of Sharon's famous buff. Ah, muff.

George Clooney is daft as a brush.

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