Prince Harry kicked out of the army

Funny story written by queen mudder

Friday, 27 February 2015

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London - The sacking comes after a 'joke' Jihadi uniform and Islamic State flag were found in the Prince's barracks locker.

Along with five grenade launchers and an ounce of skag.

This morning Harry's explanation that it's just his Special Ops undercover kit failed to impress an army court martial.

Officers conducting the hearing were shown footage of the Prince wearing a Blackshirt-style IS balaclava while shagging flunkies on the Royal Sandringham estate.

Mitigating factors such as a swastika tattoo on his right buttock were also taken into account.

Harry will now be reduced in the ranks and take a 90% pay cut before relinquishing his medals and other bits of army fluff.

Commanding officer Brigadier General Sir Monty Dam-Busta will break the news to Her Majesty just as soon as he is sober.

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