First Gay Cat To Sue Indiana Kennel
French Lick, Indiana - Duane Fick, 27, can assure the presiding judge in his upcoming trial that his beloved cat, Fuggles, is pissed-seriously pissed. And from what this reporter can gather, that piece of evidence seems to hold true. "Fuggles has nev...
Read full storyApple creates one-off million dollar diamond-studded Apple Watch
Cupertino - Some lucky wrist will be showcasing the 42mm 18-carat rose gold smartwatch when Apple's new baby is launched this weekend. And you can bet your bottom dollar it won't be Madonna or Kim Kardashian - let alone some ugly Russian oligarch...
Read full storyUN Commission On Population Control Accepts Iran's Bid To Destroy Israel
BILLINGSGATE POST: The United Nations formally accepted Iran's proposal to destroy Israel yesterday. Noting that Israel's population was approximately 8,000,000, Secretary General Ban Ki-moon acknowledged that eradicating Israel was merely a small...
Read full storyLindsay Vonn Says Tiger's Glutes Are "Fully Activated" For Master's.
Olympic Downhill Ski great, Lindsay Vonn, assured worldwide golf fans that her boyfriend, Tiger Woods, and his glutes, were fully activated in preparation for the 79th Master's Golf Tournament taking place this week. This in speculation, after Tiger...
Read full storyTrolls invade Spoof forums!
After the general decline of The Spoof and its tough way back to some form of respectability, it seems like the fabulous site is being re-invaded by a new generation of trolls! It has taken years to rid the site of morons, idiots and those whose o...
Read full storyNBC Announces Bizarre Deal With Brian Williams
Trying to stay hip and relevant, NBC released late last night via Twitter and Instapoop, (their latest news flushing service,) that they have reached an all binding deal with Brian Williams, in what seems to be a winner-take-all bid to retain the new...
Read full storyUK's pensioners spending billions on on-line gambling and pornography says Age Matters
Pensioners from all over the UK are admitting their addiction to internet pornography and on-line gambling. A spokesman for Age Matters, said their call centre in Swansea is receiving upwards of 15,000 calls per day from old folk whose problems are o...
Read full storyIsle Of Wight News - New Smuggler Theme Park Set To Rival Canada's Wonderland
Canada, recently twinned with the Isle of Wight, may boast Wonderland, with its exhilarating collection of rides and roller coasters, but it is to be put in the shade by the proposed Smuggler Experience park planned for next season on the Isle of Wig...
Read full storyPark Patrol Rangers adopt SAS tactics to overcome illegal camping in Edinburgh's Parks.
Edinburgh's notorious Park Patrol have just finished their collaboration with the UK' s crack force the SAS. Park crime in Edinburgh has increased ten fold and Chief City Ranger, Ian Smee, is determined to take control of Edinburgh' s inner city gree...
Read full storyNFL Commissioner Slams Michael Sam for Anti-Gay Bashing On DWTS
HOLLYWOOD, CA - Michael Sam, NFL's first openly gay player, was lambasted by NFL Commissioner, Biff Wellington, for his performance and comments on ABC's Dancing With The Stars. During the airing of DWTS, Michael Sam lambasted his father for his a...
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