Written by Dr. Billingsgate

Tuesday, 7 April 2015

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Dr. Billingsgate

BILLINGSGATE POST: The United Nations formally accepted Iran's proposal to destroy Israel yesterday. Noting that Israel's population was approximately 8,000,000, Secretary General Ban Ki-moon acknowledged that eradicating Israel was merely a small step in efforts to control the World's growing population.

Noting that the present negotiations initiated by President Obama to allow Iran to continue building a nuclear stockpile were proceeding smoothly, the Secretary General promised that he would hold Iranian Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khomeini's feet to the fire regarding his pledge to destroy Israel.

Although the Washington Post described Benjamin Netanyahu as the least important player on the Iran chessboard, Netanyahu does not see himself as such. He mentioned that he also would be submitting a bid to the United Nations that would substantially counter the Iranian proposal. Noting that Iran's population was almost 10 times that of Israel, he asked why the UN would even consider Iran's chicken-sh.t bid as an effort to depopulate the World?

"Believe me, the Secretary General would not have to hold my feet to the fire," Mr. Netanyahu emphasized.

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