Jar Jar Bink's Son to Act in Star Wars: Episode VII
Credible sources claim that Jar Jar Bink's son is to play a major role in the upcoming Star Wars movie in December 2015. After sweeping through all the strategically placed and completely legal listening devices placed within Disney studios, you...
Read full storyTrouble In Downing Street (Part One)
There's an atmosphere in Downing Street that no one can deny, Outside the sound of "Tories out!" The public now does cry … The cabinet are speechless, and the PM seems quite glum, He turns now to George Osborne (who used to be his chum) "Well now George, what can we do?" "To regain all lost pride?" The secretary for defense advised that they should "Hide", George now opened up his mouth and...
Read full storyThatcher Turns!
All election speeches were put on hold today as politicians of all parties tried to digest the now confirmed news that Margaret Thatcher's ghost had been seen hanging from the flagpole at Downing Street screaming "Vote Labour." The apparition was...
Read full storyColorado Spends Some of its 'Pot of Gold.'
Denver, Colorado - Governor John Chickencooper (R) wasn't so sure about letting his citizens grow mad weed and flog it out across the rest of America like a big weed rainbow, lighting up the sky - but he's sure enjoying the big pot of gold which has...
Read full storyMovie Review: Adam Sandler's "The Ridiculous 6"
Although Adam Sandler has made a lot of ridiculous movies, The Ridiculous 6 is his most ridiculous yet. And this film is very offensive, too, making it about as funny as Charles Manson wielding an AR-15. The exclusive film carrier - Netflix - along with Sandler, and at least one other member of the cast, Vanilla Ice, seem to have a insouciant attitude about this matter, but many American Indian...
Read full storyCalifornians Sick Of Producing Nation's Almonds
Los Alamos, New Mexico - Known as the desert home of the nuclear bomb, Los Alamos, New Mexico has become a kind of refuge for Californians sick of working in the Almond industry. "It's not an industry," said a self-descirbed "almond refugee" who a...
Read full storyWoman attacks builders for improper behaviour
Verruca Fluck, a 23 year-old hairdresser from Bolton, has taken unprecedented legal action today against a gang of local builders. Miss Fluck has accused the group of acting in an entirely inappropriate and ungentlemanly manner. Allegedly, Mis...
Read full story4 days Before the Megafight, Pacquiao Revealed: "Bruce Lee is my Biological Father"
As the whole world is preparing for the upcoming fight of the century between the era's two greatest boxers- Mayweather and Pacquiao, the only eight-division world champion Manny "Pacman" Pacquiao broke the silence as he revealed one of the most shoc...
Read full storyCelebrity Big Brother to end as supply of 'Celebrities' runs out?
A leaked report from the producers of the Channel 5 programme, Celebrity Big Brother, has suggested that the future of the show is in doubt due to the lack of suitably 'qualified' celebrities. It is alleged that because so many celebrities have al...
Read full storyRock and Roll Hall of Fame Opens Inductee Nursing Home Next Door
CLEVELAND - A little known news item from the recent 2015 Rock and Roll Hall of Fame ceremonies which saw musical legends like Stevie Ray Vaughan, Lou Reed, and Joan Jett and the Blackhearts, to name a few, inducted into the Rock Hall, was the op...
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