Trouble In Downing Street (Part One)

Written by SIR MIKE BIKE

Wednesday, 29 April 2015

There's an atmosphere in Downing Street that no one can deny,
Outside the sound of "Tories out!" The public now does cry …
The cabinet are speechless, and the PM seems quite glum,
He turns now to George Osborne (who used to be his chum)
"Well now George, what can we do?" "To regain all lost pride?"
The secretary for defense advised that they should "Hide",
George now opened up his mouth and for a while he thought…
"I think I know the answer sir. "We'll cut Income Support!"
"What good will that do my old friend?" The PM now did ask,
"To regain popularity-that seems a stupid task!"
"Well sir," answered Osborne, "It really must be said,
By starving opposition sir, they couldn't vote whilst dead!"
"What about poor little me?" Poor Nick Clegg now did cry,
"I've been your plaything these five years, you really can't deny!"

"Settle down my little one!" The PM now did cough …
"By the way I told Will Hague to take your dog's lead off."
Silence now returned to room whist all had a good think,
"I think sir that the public knows that all our workings stink!"
"What's that you say Theresa May! "Please kindly shut your gob,
According to the Gallop Poll, you think you'll get my job!"
Now in part two (of this story blue) we'll find to our dismay,
What happens to this poor PM on the Election Day …
He might sign on for JSA-perhaps Income Support …
But having cut the money paid…
"What have I done?" He thought …

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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