Jar Jar Bink's Son to Act in Star Wars: Episode VII

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Wednesday, 29 April 2015

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Adam Sandler Preparing for His New Role

Credible sources claim that Jar Jar Bink's son is to play a major role in the upcoming Star Wars movie in December 2015.

After sweeping through all the strategically placed and completely legal listening devices placed within Disney studios, you can hear a conversation between J.J. Abrams and George Lucas confirming that Jar Jar Binks married Princess Leia in the time lapse between Star Wars: Episode VI and Episode VII. The name of their son will be Comique Releef, and will be played by Adam Sandler.

His role in the movie is confirmed to be the right-hand man of the new dark side emperor - leading his armies into battle, but in a comical way that can make the audience laugh when things become too intense.

When confronted with this information, JJ Abrams in an interview stated, "...We know that Jar Jar Binks was not received kindly by many audiences in the prequel trilogy. Fans can be comforted by knowing that we have reinvented him to actually be funny, which is why we are casting Mr. Sandler to play this vital role."

While many old-time fans of the original Star Wars trilogy look forward to the new movie, only time will tell whether the movie will be an epic masterpiece, or will fall to the dark side.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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