Thatcher Turns!

Funny story written by SIR MIKE BIKE

Wednesday, 29 April 2015

All election speeches were put on hold today as politicians of all parties tried to digest the now confirmed news that Margaret Thatcher's ghost had been seen hanging from the flagpole at Downing Street screaming "Vote Labour."

The apparition was first witnessed by former Tory leader Michael Howard who said it was "absolutely awful!" "She turned violently with the wind!"

The BBC have confirmed that they have footage of The Lord Hailsham (who died in 2001) pushing a wheelbarrow to the foot of the flagpole crying "Jump my Margaret Jump!"

Unconfirmed reports reveal that the ex-premier (whilst still at the top of the flagpole) used certain articles of her underwear as a parachute to glide safely down to earth.

Buckingham Palace have announced that all flagpoles in the immediate region have been taken down and that her majesty will be addressing the nation later this evening.

A shocked PM was said to be shocked that such an eminent (though deceased) member of the party had turned to Labour and is quoted as saying " UKIP would have been a better option."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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