Brit used car bomb-trading scam to bankroll terror
London - Police have named an Anglo-Pakistani national wanted for an alleged $1.70bn fraud linked to doshing up suspect Middle Eastern terror gangs. Kamel Drum a-Deiri is wanted for questioning about a worldwide used car bomb-trading scam uncover...
Read full storySouthern Baptists Expel Church For Not Hating Gays
The Southern Baptist Convention voted unanimously to expel a California church that was entirely too friendly to homosexuals. The New Heart Community Church in La Mirada, California, was "disfellowed" by the Executive Committee which held that...
Read full storyDespite Setting Off Store Alarm Man Allowed To Leave Store Unchallenged
Despite setting off his local grocery store's store alarm Wednesday, Fort Lauderdale shopper Duncan Whitehead was allowed to exit the store unmolested by the store's security staff who merely glanced at the exiting man before returning to doing nothi...
Read full storyMan's tight pants bend new iPhone6 into beautiful swan
Many early adopters of Apple's new iPhone6 are finding the lightweight aluminum frame combined with a tight pants pocket can actually cause the phone to bend. Users are noticing bending near more vulnerable spots, such as near the side-buttons.
Read full storyWar On Terror: ISIS Prisoners To Be Forced To Watch Gay Men Dancing
The US has announced drastic punishments for any member of ISIS caught on the battlefield or returning to America from Syria and Iraq - and the announcement has left many shocked with many would be terrorists reconsidering whether or not joining the...
Read full storyWe Knew the World is Flat, But Why is it Wobbling? Ignorance in Science Committee Congressmen Accept Jon Stewart's Ice Bucket Challenge
Daily Show host Jon Stewart put the heat on US government climate change naysayer, Congressman Steve Stockman, in his latest ice bucket challenge. Stockman was particularly offended by Stewart's remarks that might have "put into question my wide expe...
Read full storyPurring Queen Raises More Questions Than Answers
Reports that claim The Queen "purred" when David Cameron told her about Scotland's rejection of independence, have raised more questions than answers and have the British public demanding to know what sort of woman their Queen really is. The pri...
Read full storyScottish Money Amnesty - Notes Can Be Exchanged At Banks from Tomorrow
Scottish £5 £10 and £50 notes no longer required after the failed Independence bid may be handed in or posted to banks for free exchange for real money, a spokesperson for the Exchequer said this morning. The notes, notoriously difficult to purch...
Read full storyDoctor's Puddle Drama
A doctor almost drowned in what was described as a 'freak puddle' in Gloucester. Dr Mesut Foster was visiting the city on Tuesday when he stepped into the puddle, which was said to have been caused by a burst water main. An eye-witness said 'I sa...
Read full storyJeff Lynne 'Oasis are Shit'!
ELO frontman Jeff Lynne has launched an astonishing attack on 90s sensations Oasis calling the band and their music 'shit'. In an interview with Rolling Rock magazine, Lynne says Noel Gallagher is a 'Jessie', and 'a talentless one at that'. 'T...
Read full storyBeards are 'fair game' says DLT
Dave Lee Travis has blasted the British justice system for targeting celebs with beards and glasses. 'It's clear to me, as it should be to everybody else, if you wear a beard and glasses you are ten times more likely to be found guilty of sex off...
Read full storyWindfall Tax On Scots After They Are Tricked Into Revealing Scotland's Assets
Chancellor Georgie MacOsbourne was today jubilant after accountants totted up Scotland's declared wealth. An immediate windfall tax has been approved of £100 per year per Scottish person. The normally canny and some say downright mean Scottish peo...
Read full storyNew Zealand Prime Minister Drops French Tickler in Favor of Merkin
New Zealand Prime Minister John Key announced today that he intends to adopt "a full frontal position", and sport a merkin. On the heels of the Scottish bid for independence, and riding the wave of referendum, Key sees changing the national flag...
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