Written by John Lombard

Wednesday, 24 September 2014

Many early adopters of Apple's new iPhone6 are finding the lightweight aluminum frame combined with a tight pants pocket can actually cause the phone to bend.

Users are noticing bending near more vulnerable spots, such as near the side-buttons.

While this issue leaves most new users bent out of shape, one man feels slightly different.

Jerry Wright, a new iPhone6 owner explains he is feeling, "somewhat confused and overwhelmed" about the fact that his new iPhone6, throughout the course of one lunch break, bent into the shape of a, "beautiful and fully-developed" swan.

"This whole experience has really rocked my core. But yeah, thinking back through my lunch break, I can sort of see what movements I made that would cause the phone to bend into this."

Jerry holds the phone in his hand trying to open his Mail app.

"It's like the swan doesn't want me to open my mail or check my messages.

He then looks at me for some sort of approval. Unsure of how to react, I act as if writing notes.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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