Written by Monty Feldman

Wednesday, 24 September 2014

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DLT, last sighted north of the border trying to fit in with the natives.

Dave Lee Travis has blasted the British justice system for targeting celebs with beards and glasses.

'It's clear to me, as it should be to everybody else, if you wear a beard and glasses you are ten times more likely to be found guilty of sex offences in a British courtroom'.

The former Radio 1 DJ who was yesterday found guilty of a sex assault on a TV personality went on to say that Rolf Harris 'never stood a chance'.

'Harris should have turned up at court clean shaven and glasses free,' he said. 'Look at William Roache, no trace of a beard and he walks free from court.'

DLT ushered out a warning to other bearded beglassed celebs, 'If I was Jeff Lynne, or either one of the Hairy Bikers, I'd be worried right now.'

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