Martin Creed's Turner Prize Empty Room Stolen By Daredevil Thieves
In a daring raid on the Tate Modern gallery in London, a £2million masterpiece by conceptual artist Martin Creed was stolen in the early hours of this morning. The masterpiece, an empty room with lights going on and off repeatedly, won the Turner Pri...
Read full storyWestboro Baptist Church Caught in Plot to Stone Ellen Degeneres
Los Angeles, CA The Westboro Baptist Church, known to be haters of homosexuality to the point of desecrating U.S. veteran's funerals, were caught in a plot by police today. In the line forming outside the Ellen DeGeneres Show, dozens of members of...
Read full storyWho Is Paying For Hillary's Pizza Deliveries?
While students are looking forward to a 17% increase in tuition, Hillary's speaking fees of $225,000 at the University of Nevada in Las Vegas and $300,000 at the University of California, Los Angeles, remain a huge and difficult hard lump for these s...
Read full storyDolphins Fitted With Microphones Swear A Lot
Marine Biologists fitting Dolphins with voice headsets have reported that they all swear profusely. They are apparently very intelligent fish, but use the "F" and "C" words all the time. UnderSeaworld, the Corporate Entertainment giant who though...
Read full storyVacancy For Independent King Of Scotland - Prince Charles Sends C.V. To Linkedin
H.R.H. Prince Charles of Wales, tired of waiting to be a Welsh King has sent his LinkedIn C.V. to Alexei Salmon, who Charles thinks may soon be looking for a King if Scotland becomes free. The C.V. is known to point out that Charles, although not bl...
Read full storyScotland Tells Obama That If They Get Freedom He Knows Where He Can Stick His Nuclear Arsenal
Scotsmen can defend themselves if they gain their "Freedom" in the referendum and no nuclear weapons will be allowed to park in Lochs or they will be clamped or towed away, a famous Scotsman said this morning. The man, who is famous for being fe...
Read full story"Illuminati Too Disrespectful" Says President Obama
ST. PAUL, MN - At a Minnesota Town Hall meeting, President Obama spent the afternoon telling everyone how unfair it was for people to blame him in "phony scandals." Although some had been led to believe there would be discussion of local issues,...
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