Westboro Baptist Church Caught in Plot to Stone Ellen Degeneres

Written by Al N.

Sunday, 29 June 2014

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Satan is proud of the church.

Los Angeles, CA The Westboro Baptist Church, known to be haters of homosexuality to the point of desecrating U.S. veteran's funerals, were caught in a plot by police today.

In the line forming outside the Ellen DeGeneres Show, dozens of members of the Westboro Church were seen to be clutching large rocks while waiting to get into the TV show taping. Many that couldn't find rocks were seen clutching old typewriters, irons, and other heavy objects.

Once the rocks and heavy objects had been relieved from the church members, upon questioning the leader it was revealed that they had planned to all throw their objects at DeGeneres at the same time "to punish her for her sins."

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