Written by Auntie Jean

Sunday, 29 June 2014

image for Dolphins Fitted With Microphones Swear A Lot
Inappropriate suggestions

Marine Biologists fitting Dolphins with voice headsets have reported that they all swear profusely. They are apparently very intelligent fish, but use the "F" and "C" words all the time.

UnderSeaworld, the Corporate Entertainment giant who thought of doing this as a tourist attraction and have spent trillions of dollars on the project have said they considered doing late night dolphin shows for over 21s but the dolphins are said to be too "blue" even for this market.

It is not known where they have gotten such language from, but it may have been the result of listening to sailors and Navy Seals all the time. Marine Biologists have walked out of the project after being subject to verbal abuse, derogatory remarks and obscene suggestions.

UnderSeaworld is now concentrating on talking to sharks who seem to compose romantic poetry and never swear.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Topics: Dolphin, Navy Seals

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Go to top
43 readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more