'Chill, brothers!' Obama tells insurgents, sends 300 Colorado marijuana consultants to Baghdad
Washington - Their mission to open dozens of Weed-Cupcake-U-Like pop-up boutiques in downtown Baghdad will cater to Iraqis' notorious congenital cannabis deficiencies, something World Health Organization shrinks are blaming for current sectarian stri...
Read full storyPutin On The Blitz
It is time for an ode to that great Olympic spokesman for planetary unity and peace, Russian Premier Vladimir Putin. This is the very same Vlad The Impaler who is also a political schemer, liar and international underground terrorist. Sing to the tune of the famous theatrical show tune Puttin' On The Ritz: If you're buddy Yanukovych is screwed and don't know what to do what to loot, who...
Read full storyAncestry Website Suggests Link Between Lois Lerner and Houdini Family Tree, Missing Emails
Washington, D.C. - The genealogical website of record has revealed that Lois Lerner, the embattled IRS employee at the center of a Tea Party targeting campaign who has been held in contempt of Congress, is related to a long line of magicians, illusio...
Read full storyAuntie Jean Advises Ben O. Verbitch Regarding His Amazing Genitals
Ben O. Verbitch asks: Auntie Jean, After having won second prize in a hamper competition consisting of 100kg of radioactive canned spinach, I rubbed some of it on my testicles and now I have the wedding tackle of an elephant. Auntie Jean Advises : This is terrible. See a surgeon and then try to dump the radioactive spinach in several public litter bins. Failing that put it on your garden gnom...
Read full storyCat Makes 2000 Mile Journey Home Only To Be Ran Over By Texting Teen
A 3-year-old orange tabby cat who famously crossed the United States on foot to reunite with his family after he was mistakenly left behind by movers has been run over and squashed in what family and friends are calling a 'bloodbath'. Sammy, who i...
Read full storyChinese UK Visit Takeaway
The Chinese Premier has visited London this week for talks with the PM over forging more business links with the UK. We at Back and to the Left news aren't naive and we know that trade=good, but we also can't resist sticking our opinions in where the...
Read full storyEU Salad Situations
Scandal, corruption and buggery are all word we associate with the EU and the MEPs that inhabit the corridors of their Brussels hive. Scurrying like parasites looking for the next teat of the taxpayer to suckle at, growing fat on the efforts of those...
Read full storySpain's World Cup Annihilation Due To Players Fear Of Creepy Crawlies In The Grass
Spanish footballers are reportedly terrified of the nasty looking Creepy Crawlies that live in Brazil's World Cup grass. From an early age Spanish footballers have seen Daddy Long Legs in Spanish grass, which is similar to Rain Forest grass. Supe...
Read full storyGibraltar's football successes an inspiration to struggling Spain
T.V. coverage of British football, increasingly popular in the U.S has had a surprise boost with a request from the Spanish National Football Manager to hire Gordon Strachan in the capacity of damage limitation consultant after the Spanish team were...
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