Goal compare! Find the Football Team That's Best For You
Uncertain which football club to support? Then the latest website Comparetheclub.web could be for you. Simply tick a few boxes and it will tell you which team is best for you to support. The site asks many diverse questions such as how important are...
Read full storyMassive Mexican red rump tarantula on the run in NYC: reported sighting at Kerry Kennedy condo
New York - A mean-looking pregnant giant Mexican red rump tarantula, Brachypelma vagans, on the loose in Park Slope, NYC, has been reported scurrying close to the human frights lawyer's home. This morning CCTV cameras picked up strange arachnid m...
Read full storyObama Dumps Two Bus Loads of Illegal Kids on Palin's Driveway
It was anything but a normal morning at Todd and Sarah Palin's Wasilla Alaska home. "I thought it was the garbage truck" said a befuddled Todd Palin "Then we heard all of these people outside, I thought it was just some fans, but then I looked out t...
Read full storyArsene Wenger rings credit card fraud team after seeing Sanchez purchase on monthly bill
Arsenal FC manager Arsene Wenger reported the theft of his credit card to his banks fraud team today. The football coach became suspicious that someone was using his card when coming across the £30 million purchase of Chilean striker Alexis Sanchez i...
Read full storyWeird Survey
In a weird survey conducted by Harvard's Neuroscience Department some interesting findings are being discussed. College and University students were asked to list in descending order WHO THEY WOULD LEAST WANT TO BE AS THEY BREATHED THEIR LAST. The most recurring choices were... 1. Henry Kissinger. 2. Barack Obama 3. George Bush Senior. 4. George Bush Junior. 5. Donald Rumsfeld. 6. Tony Bla...
Read full storyAnti Abortion Activists Express Outrage Over Aborted Landing At Barcelona Airport
Washington D.C. - The Susan B. Anthony List (SBA List), an organization whose stated purpose is "Advancing Pro-Life Leadership", has released a strongly-worded statement condemning the recent aborted landing by a 767 jetliner at Barcelona's El Prat A...
Read full storyWould the Honourable Gentlemen please rise?
The Home Secretary Theresa May has stunned her Westminster colleagues having unknowingly displayed her new 36DD breast implants to both the opposition and coalition party. The normal comatose assembly of deadbeats, no hopers, kiddie fiddlers, expe...
Read full storyIranian World Cup Squad given their country's highest honor
With the Football world cup winding down, there has been a number of different reactions to teams as they head back to their respective countries. One team that was especially nervous before the world cup was Iran. They failed to win a single...
Read full storyRodgers fuming as heated benches due for installation at Anfield
Brendan Rodger's hard work this summer will be of no value as the below par footballers signed so far by Liverpool will not have to keep the bench warm, as heated benches are being installed at the end of August. The latest additions to the histor...
Read full storyA Final Word
In memory of what this green and pleasant land once stood for I must tell you about a lone protestor who entered the Spoof office in tears. He had just attended the funeral of all that he holds dear - liberty of action and freedom of speech - and...
Read full storyShittu hits the fan
A team bonding trip to the pub turned into chaos for Millwall after several players were caught up in a pub brawl. It's believed the brawl started when a fan compared defender Danny Shittu to Mark Lawrenson. Incredibly the team came out of the alterc...
Read full storySpoof Writer Missing After Internet Trolling
Online nobody Jack Allen has gone AWOL after receiving a substantial amount of threatening and abusive comments regarding his news articles published on The Spoof. Articles uploaded by Jack since 15th April 2014 onto the aforementioned website hav...
Read full storyPutting Rosie O'Donnell Back on 'The View' Bad Idea, Like Putting Hillary Back in White House
New York City - Saturday Night Live had their skit for 'Bad Idea Jeans.' Some ideas, even if they worked okay the first time, are just bad ideas the second time around. The latest example of this skewed thinking is the return of Rosie O'Donnel...
Read full storyHistory repeats itself
The Battle of Qadisayeh marks the end of the Persian Empire, fought in 636 A.D. It was a decisive battle between ISIS, oops, Arab Muslim invaders and the Sassanid Persian army at Qadisayeh, presently a 2-hour drive to Baghdad. Who to blame: George Bush, Obama or King Khosrau II? In fact, King Khosrau II, technically the last King of Sassanid Empire, was murdered along with 18 eligible male heir...
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