Goal compare! Find the Football Team That's Best For You

Funny story written by Professor Itter-Rohl

Friday, 11 July 2014

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Uncertain which football club to support? Then the latest website Comparetheclub.web could be for you. Simply tick a few boxes and it will tell you which team is best for you to support. The site asks many diverse questions such as how important are the half time pies, whether you want to see an entertaining mascot and if you prefer to keep dry if it rains.

One die-hard Derby fan who tried the website raged "It's ridiculous it said I should support Macclesfield Town. Why the chuff would I want to go to Macclesfield. They built a by-pass around it just so people could avoid going there." Website owners admit that there have been a couple of teething problems; for example a fan from Manchester was advised to support Wolmido sports club in North Korea.

A spokesman said "We are really excited about the business; we expect to attract not only new fans but also fans that have been supporting the wrong team all these years without realising it. He added "As an incentive anyone buying a season ticket through the website is guaranteed a free cuddly Sepp Blatter toy."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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