It was anything but a normal morning at Todd and Sarah Palin's Wasilla Alaska home. "I thought it was the garbage truck" said a befuddled Todd Palin "Then we heard all of these people outside, I thought it was just some fans, but then I looked out the window and it looked like Tiajuana!"
"I got my gun" said a totally pissed Sarah Palin as she stomped up and down her front porch with her AK 47 in hand and two Glocks in her front jeans pockets. "This is like Armaggedon" Palin went on, "They are shitting in my yard"!
HHS was unavailable for comment but President Obama did make a brief statement from the White House "I had them sent there" Obama stated "What's she gonna do, kill all of them?"
As the Obamas chuckled at a White House luncheon for the Black Gay and Lesbian Hookers Union 745, The Palin's were seen packing their gear into a truck and heading out of town. "I'm not running away, I'm going to Washington DC and I'm going honey badger on that muthers ass"! Sarah stated as she honked her horn and sped out of her driveway.
HHS said the illegals will be picked back up and sent to a shelter in Willow until they can set free to never be seen again.
