Weird Survey

Funny story written by Auntie Matter

Friday, 11 July 2014

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In a weird survey conducted by Harvard's Neuroscience Department some interesting findings are being discussed. College and University students were asked to list in descending order WHO THEY WOULD LEAST WANT TO BE AS THEY BREATHED THEIR LAST. The most recurring choices were...

1. Henry Kissinger.
2. Barack Obama
3. George Bush Senior.
4. George Bush Junior.
5. Donald Rumsfeld.
6. Tony Blair.
7. Ex-Pope Benedict.
8. Pope Francis.
9. The Queen of England.
10. Joan Rivers.
11. Tom Cruise.
12. Tom Cruise's Controller.
13. Any 33 Degree Mason.
14. Quentin Tarantino
15. Any Rockefeller.
16. Any member of the Council for Foreign Relations.
17. Any member of the Bilderberg Group.
18. Any scientist working for the CIA.
19. Any Rothschild
20. Anybody working in The Federal Reserve Bank.

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