Duck Dynasty, Smith & Wesson, Army Team Up
In an effort to corner the market on rednecks, girls and women, Duck Dynasty, gun makers Smith & Wesson and Mossberg have teamed up. The U.S. Military is acting in an advisory capacity to the new conglomerate. As has been reported in this sp...
Read full storyThe Complete Jackass Collection
The Complete Jackass Collection From Badseedpress Gone With The Jackass Something Jackass This Way Comes Of Mice And Jackasses The Grapes Of Jackass Moby Jackass Jackass In The Rye I Know Why The Jackass Sings The Great Jackass Lord Of The Jackasses Mein Jackass Brave New Jackass Portrait Of The Artist As A Young Jackass Jackass Copperfield The Concrete Jackass Wuthering Jack...
Read full storyYuzo Koshiro Interview: January 2014
Hello. Today I will be interviewing Yuzo Koshiro, the legendary video game composer. Dr Devil: Hi Yuzo. Yuzo Koshiro: Hey there Dr Devil. Dr Devil: What projects have you been working on recently? Yuzo Koshiro: Super Fart Brothers. It is a game made by my company, Ancient. I composed the music for it on the new 70's style PC-78. It sounds like an old Atari, but I had to use it because...
Read full storyXbox One found behind toilet, working perfectly
An Xbox One has been found behind a toilet in a male toilet room in St Enoch, Glasgow. It was discovered when a pipe burst. It is unknown how it got there in the first place, though people have suspicions that a gamer at E3 2013 had stole an Xbox One...
Read full storyMichelle Angry With Hillary: She Set Me Up!
Michelle Obama stated that it was nothing at the time but she has now changed her story about her husband and the Prime Minister of Denmark. A Source at the White House told our reporter that it was all a set-up so that Hillary could get back at...
Read full storyImmigrant Romanians buy Trafalger Square!
A group of immigrant Romanians has purchased Trafalger Square and turned it into a caravan camp for new arrivals. A convoy of hand-painted, colourful horse-drawn carriages was last seen rolling up the M25 towards the centre of London and amazed car d...
Read full storyThings You Didn't Know About Justin Bieber
Old friend tells press after Bieber pulls one of his pranks. "He's my friend no more, no way in uh the bad place. He used to not be this way. Now I'm telling the ladies his likes and dislikes. I'm after money too." Here's some Bieber himself has...
Read full storyDenver Brocos Changing Name To Denver Doobies!
The Denver Broncos are considering calling themselves The Denver Doobies by the 2014 season according to a Source who has been talking to players. "We were told that might happen. They also say that a lot of NFL teams want to go to Denver to play...
Read full storyTories ready to throw Cameron to the dogs
London, UK - Festive stories from North Korea about madcap dictator Kim Jong-UN's canine solutions to dealing with corruption have clearly impressed Conservative dog-lovers in the UK. This weekend an inner circle of Tory True Blues is finalising p...
Read full story'A Flock of Seagulls' attack pensioner
Eighties new wave band 'A flock of seagulls' have today been bailed pending further investigation after it was reported they had swarmed and beaten down an OAP on Brighton pier last October. The band, fronted by a man who's hair looks like a set...
Read full story'Excellent' Food Critic Loses It
World renowned food critic 'just one more' Larry Le Cellar-door last night shocked attendees at the '7even' restaurant a la 'fit to bursting' pub, aka 'tramp-shed', Chiswick. Everyone at the table had just sat down for their meals when Mr. Cellar...
Read full storyRain Experience breaks in Wales
Package "Rain Experience" holidays taking in waterfalls, a male voice choir and the "Miss Sheep 2014" competition are to be advertised by the Welsh Eisteddfod promotion board. If the weather turns dry, tourists will be given a Woolworths voucher for...
Read full storySpoof Express Scoop Sensation
The newly launched Spoof Express has a scoop for it's first issue. An opinion poll conducted by the paper has found 98% of readers consider the recent bad weather in Britain is caused by the 'flood of immigrants' into this country. James Dean,...
Read full storySpider-Man Out of Work
His Broadway show, "Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark" is closing, and he's not looking forward to joining the unemployment line. "The worst part," Spidey confided, "is that they donated my costume to The Smithsonian, so I have to scrounge around...
Read full storyThe United Nations Tells Guatemala To Stop Talking About Invading North Korea
NEW YORK CITY - The secretary-general of the United Nations Ban-Ki-Moon has made it abundantly clear to the Central American government of Guatemala that they need to squash their invasion of North Korea rhetoric immediately. Ban-Ki-Moon informed...
Read full storyNew Syrian instability means Rock of Gibraltar is as strategic as ever to the west
New instability in Syria and the Middle East means the Rock of Gibraltar still has a major part to play in military peace keeping operations in the Mediterranean. Additionally Spanish pressures on Sovereignty issues are being regarded as pointless an...
Read full storyMichael Gove makes children repeat Christmas as it was wrongly carried out
Christmas must be repeated as it has been marked too leniently, Tory School Oberfuhrer Michael Gove screamed yesterday. "Christmas will be repeated in the Summer, this time with more maths and science in it. Religion will also play a part in t...
Read full storyCincinnati Woman Dies After Insurance Refuses to Pay for Inhaler
For those with acute or recurring asthma, a steroid inhaler is a real lifesaver. Andrea Barnes of Cincinatti has used a variety of such inhalers for several years. Last month, when she went to get her prescription filled, she was told that the $250...
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