Things You Didn't Know About Justin Bieber

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Saturday, 4 January 2014

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Old friend tells press after Bieber pulls one of his pranks. "He's my friend no more, no way in uh the bad place. He used to not be this way. Now I'm telling the ladies his likes and dislikes. I'm after money too."

Here's some Bieber himself has listed:

Justin hates lip gloss on his date's lips. "I don't want to be kissing lips that feel like plastic. I can do that at the department store. If anyone I am dating is wearing the stuff, I ask her to take it off."

"He told me that to prove his point, he keeps chap stick and puts a thick coating on his lips to show the lucky girl how it feels."

According to the ex-friend Bieber doesn't want a date whose hair feels like cotton candy. He likes for his dates to have soft hair. But he sprays his own before getting on stage for a performance.

Other no-nos for Bieber is nails with little hearts on them. Also really long nails, silly tattoos!

He's got a whole list of things he doesn't like in a date but he gets really upset if the young lady doesn't like something about him. He tells them that what they see is what they get. It's none of their business what he does or wears or says.

"She should be grateful as she is the lucky one."

"After all, who's the Star here?"

-Matt Snyder for $tar$!!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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