Willie Nelson Concert For Farmers In Colorado: Renamed "We Are The Wired!"

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Thursday, 2 January 2014

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Singer Willie Nelson is moving to Colorado for the annual Farm Aid this year calling it, "We Are The Wired". Same great headliners and he's invited survivors from the old Grateful Dead group and all Dead Heads can get in at a discount.

"This has nothing to do with Marijuana being legal here", he told the press.

"Oh no", stated Neil Young. "This year we're urging Farmers to get ready to grow their own in their own states."

Willie then did some kind of little dance and stated that he had learned it from the Native Americans.

"It's called the Peyote Shuffle but I call it "The Pot Trot! Speaking of which, I new to trot away for the pot...meaning toilet. Shithouse. You guys turn everything into a marijuana joke. This ain't no joke. Things are going to smell bad soon."

"You got some bad stuff, Willie?"

"See. Too late now."

"Whew! Didn't know pot smelled like that!"

"It doesn't! ....on the commode again. I just can't wait to get on the commode again!"

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