Rampant poison ivy slashes $15m from asking price of Annie Liebovitz's $30m West Village mansion
New York - An infestation of highly virulent poison ivy growing all over the external elevations of photographer Annie Liebovitz's West Village mansion has seen the property's value plummet by over $15 million according to a structural engineer's rep...
Read full storyBong With The Wind as Denver Pothead Players stage 21st century adaptation of famous 1939 movie
Colorado - The famous Denver Dopeheads troupe will be auditioning this weekend for its forthcoming blockbuster modern interpretation of the 1936 Pullitzer-winning Margaret Mitchell classic. Actors will interpret the American Civil War from a canna...
Read full storyLSD filled blimp bursts over Northern Ireland concert audience
Belfast - Up to five hundred grams of psychosis-grade acid has showered down over a crowd of concert goers at the Odyssey Arena in Belfast after a drug-filled blimp exploded over the audience. First responders declared the gig a national emergency...
Read full storyVatican Defies UN, Assaults Sex Abuse Report
The Vatican is responding to today's much-anticipated report from the U.N. Committee on the Rights of the Child. Church officials testified before the committee a month ago. Today's U.N. report bluntly criticized the Catholic hierarchy for polici...
Read full storyU.S. Government Agents Seize Edward Snowden's Whistle
Edward Snowden may be holed up in Russia, but U.S. government officials say America will nevertheless be safe from future whistle-blowing by the American-born traitor because they've managed to seize Snowden's thus far elusive whistle. According t...
Read full storyObama Recognized as Seminal in Championing American Tall Tale Telling
The Chautauqua Alliance has bestowed special recognition on President Obama for continuing to spin preposterous stories that have no basis in reality. By granting Obama the coveted Artemis Diztruther medal, the Alliance recognized the President'...
Read full storyPluto Orbit Changes! What Will Happen?
Scientists, among them John Holdren and Harold Keene, announced today that they now believe that the former planet Pluto is changing orbit. "We didn't want to panic anyone and we could have been wrong but the planet or former planet, Pluto is slig...
Read full storyAmerica the Beautiful (in the Age of Trump)
“I don’t care, do u?” Message on Melania Trump’s jacket, when visiting the border. O beautiful for spacious skies, For people who are white, For those who can speak English And sometimes get it right! America! America! God shed his grace on thee And crown thy Aryan brotherhood From sea to shining sea! O beautiful for xenophobes Whose stern impassioned hate Is clothed in hoods and c...
Read full storySochi toothpaste bomb: new twist in George Dubya Bush's 'Tony and I both use Colgate' quip
Washington - Get ready for a 'massive toothpaste bomb' at the Sochi Winter Olympics Department of Homeland Insecurity bosses said today. The stark 'ring of confidence' warning comes amid rumors that terrists will launch a toothpaste attack on the...
Read full storyTrouble For The English Riveria
Those who can get to Torquay and the English Riviera later this year to bask in the sun in a pleasant climate will now find that their favourite spot has been lost in the sea. A local has told our special Spoof weather man, now swimming in the sea...
Read full storyColorado To Produce The First Pot-Flavored Beer
BOULDER, Colorado - The state of Colorado has informed the news media that The Blizzard Beer Brewing Company, which is headquartered in Boulder, has just announced an amazing innovation in the beer industry. Company spokesperson Kylee Londonlight,...
Read full storyNina Dobrev Lost Her Super Bowl Bet And Reveals Who She Has To Go Out On A Date With
HOLLYWOOD HILLS - The star of The Vampire Diaries Nina Dobrev appeared on The View and told Whoopi Goldberg that she had bet on the Denver Broncos to win the Super Bowl. Nina said that she had made a bet with Russell Brand that if the Denver Bronc...
Read full storyThe Sochi Olympics Organizing Committee Will Be Checking All Athletes For Any Illegal Tattoos
SOCHI, Russia - The president of The Sochi Olympics Organizing Committee has just made a statement that has angered many of the participating athletes; especially those from Germany. Committee President Dmitry Chernyshenko has stated in no uncerta...
Read full storyColorado Has Just Become The #1 Destination For Newlyweds
DENVER - According to the National Commission on Tourism, Colorado has just become the most popular state in the nation. And much of that honor can be attributed to the fact that on January 1, 2014, it became legal in the state to buy and use mar...
Read full storyLouisiana Names Duck Dynasty The Number One Television Show of All Time
NEW ORLEANS - Sangria Wine, a reporter with TV ClickerWorld has just informed the television viewing public that Duck Dynasty has received a prestigious award. The A&E show which centers around Phil Robertson and his Monroe, Louisiana family h...
Read full storyGeorgia Peanut Farmer Develops Peanuts That Taste Like Chicken
SAVANNAH, Georgia - Savannah peanut farmer Calhoun Cataloggins has been growing and selling peanuts since September of 1984. And in those 30 years he figures that he has probably eaten over 5,475 pounds of the little darlings. Calhoun met Roxan...
Read full storyCosta Rica's Figure Skater Has To Cancel Her Trip To The Winter Olympics In Sochi, Russia
OROTINA, Costa Rica - Costa Rica's very promising figure skater Hacienda Bolero, 23, has stated that she will not be going to Sochi, Russia to compete in the XXII Winter Olympics. The extremely beautiful Miss Bolero told the members of the news me...
Read full storyPresident Vladimir Putin Tells Rosie O'Donnell She Better Not Show Up At The Sochi Olympics
NEW YORK CITY - Rosie O'Donnell says that she has always disliked being told what she can and cannot do. The very devoted lesbian recently told David Letterman that when she heard that Russian President Putin was not going to allow any gays or les...
Read full storyAmerican Idol's Clay Aiken Announces He Is Running For Senator of North Carolina
CHARLOTTE, North Carolina - The singer who received his big break on American Idol back in 2003, has just announced that he plans to run for senator from the state of North Carolina. Aiken, who took second place on American Idol's season two, stil...
Read full storyPresident Obama Says That There's A Country In Africa Who Said They'll Gladly Take Justin Bieber Off His Hands
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama has just received word from the African country of Upper Shambutu that they will be more than glad to have Jutin Bieber sent to their country. A representative of Upper Shambutu speaking in the capital city of Sh...
Read full storyBermuda's Highly Touted Ski Jumper Forgot To Pack His Skis
HAMILTON, Bermuda - Von Swinks is a hero to the people of Bermuda. Ever since he was 3-years-old he has dreamed of one day going to the Winter Olympics and representing his country in the world games. Since there was no snow in Bermuda, Swinks fo...
Read full story