Belfast - Up to five hundred grams of psychosis-grade acid has showered down over a crowd of concert goers at the Odyssey Arena in Belfast after a drug-filled blimp exploded over the audience.
First responders declared the gig a national emergency as 100 young people were treated for toxin-induced insanity at the Dutch DJ Hardwell-headlined event tonight.
Early reports claimed a vast Chinese lantern promoting this weekend's Falls Road International Beergut Festival had accidentally been tampered with by sectarian drug dealers while tethered above the open air Arena for this evening's gig.
A sudden shot from a handgun in the audience then destroyed the guy-ropes, bringing down the dirigible and it's narcotic payload all over the already well-oiled young audience.
"Sectarian drug dealers tethered above open air Arena, eh?" a Police Service of Northern Ireland spokesman said tonight.
"That's gotta be the biggest load of blarney bollocks since Shergar shat all over the Pope."
