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Read full storySenate Committee Passes Appointment of New Syrian Ambassador to Full Senate
The sharply divided Senate Foreign Relations Committee has passed Obama's new Syrian Ambassador nominee, Ambassador Tom E. Hawk, to the full Senate for a vote. Rand Paul questioned one of Ambassador Hawk's most emphatic supporters,"Make me proud t...
Read full storyObama Diagnosed with Severe Irony Deficiency
According to confidential sources in the White House, the President is suspected to be suffering from a rare new disease that afflicts those who have risen to high places and affects the victim's ability to see his own behavior and actions as others...
Read full storySenator John McCain Says We Should Hire France To Attack Syria
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Senator John McCain, [R-Arizona] catches a lot of flack due to some of the off-the-wall comments he makes, but once in a while Johnny Boy, as Vice-President Biden calls him, manages to come up with a gem. Senator McCain was bein...
Read full storyThe Marijuana State of Colorado Is Selling More Hostess Twinkies Than The Rest of The 49 States Combined
DENVER - The distributing company for Hostess Twinkies has just announced that the Rocky Mountain state of Colorado sells more Twinkies than the rest of the 49 states combined. Ellen "Sugarlips" Mantanello, 29, a spokesperson for the snack food co...
Read full storyThe Mars Land Rover Curiosity Discovers A Gold Field The Size of Massachusetts
HOUSTON - NASA is reporting that its Mars land rover, Curiosity has just made an amazing discovery. It has sent back video that shows a field of gold that is completely covered with gold nuggets. NASA scientists say that the gold field is the s...
Read full storyOprah Winfrey Wants To Adopt Michael Jackson's Daughter, Paris Jackson
CHICAGO - Oprah Winfrey recently told her BFF Gayle King that she truly feels sorry for Paris Jackson and she wants to see what she can do about helping her to get her act together. Winfrey speaking with Yodelle Denzel St. Bling of Afro Sheen Maga...
Read full storyAn Iowa Farmer Successfully Crosses A Pig With A Chicken
WATERLOO, Iowa - A lifelong farmer of Black Hawk County has just informed the local authorities that after four years of trying he has finally managed to breed one of his male pigs to a female chicken. Archie P. Dilldoodle, 71, told the Black Hawk...
Read full storyWillie Nelson Purchases 10 Marijuana Shops in Denver
AUSTIN - Country music icon Willie Nelson was recently interviewed by Cowbell Notes Music Magazine writer Chipper Caruso on his ranch located just outside of Austin, Texas. The 80-year-old country music artist said that he had just purchased 10 ma...
Read full storyCloseup Photos Show That Saturn Does Not Have A Ring Around It, But Mercury Does
NEW YORK CITY - A team of the world's leading space scientists have just disproved the commonly held belief that the planet Saturn has a ring around it. Team leader Dr. Heinrich Von Heinrich stated that for decades everyone has believed that Satur...
Read full storyDerek Jeter of The New York Yankees Is Hurt, But Too Proud To Take Himself Out of The Game
NEW YORK CITY - Like with most athletes Father Time has now caught up with New York Yankees shortstop Derek Jeter. Buckaroo Kazoo with The Turnstile Review wrote that Jeter spends most of the game hobbling around on one leg. He is just about at th...
Read full storyA Group of American Dwarfs Want NASA To Stop Referring To Pluto As The Dwarf Planet
NEW YORK CITY - The United States Guild of Dwarfs has made it very clear to NASA that they do not appreciate them referring to Pluto as the dwarf planet. Guild spokesperson Hester Lippizan, 46, said that the group has put up with all kinds of verb...
Read full storyDemi Moore Puts Her Ashton Kutcher Voodoo Doll Collection Up For Sale on eBay
BEVERLY HILLS - Demi Moore has admitted that she has just about given up any hope of ever having her husband-boy toy Ashton Kutcher, 35, return to her. She said that she figures that she may as well go ahead and give him his damn divorce so that h...
Read full storyJapanese Astronaut Robot Gripes about His Wardrobe
The robot Kirobo held a press conference at the International Space Station yesterday to complain about his attire. (Read about him and see him here). "Like Rodney Dangerfield," he whined, "I get no respect." Kirobo is disgusted that his handler...
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