Oprah Winfrey Wants To Adopt Michael Jackson's Daughter, Paris Jackson

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Saturday, 7 September 2013

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Paris has a pet parakeet that she named 'Opie' after her idol, Oprah Winfrey.

CHICAGO - Oprah Winfrey recently told her BFF Gayle King that she truly feels sorry for Paris Jackson and she wants to see what she can do about helping her to get her act together.

Winfrey speaking with Yodelle Denzel St. Bling of Afro Sheen Magazine said that she does not want young Paris to end up like Lindsay Lohan or Miley Cyrus who seem to be hell bent on self-destruction.

The former talk show queen said that she has talked to Paris on several occasions and she feels that she could become the next Sandra Bullock, if she is given half the chance.

Oprah pointed out that she texted Paris and suggested that she would like to adopt her and have her move in with her and Stedman.

Paris supposedly responded with a hell yes and added that her bags are packed and she is ready to fly out to the Windy City.

SIDENOTE: When Angelina Jolie heard about Oprah's adoption plans she reportedly became very upset saying that she had been planning to adopt Michael Jackson's only daughter since back in May.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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