NEW YORK CITY - Like with most athletes Father Time has now caught up with New York Yankees shortstop Derek Jeter.
Buckaroo Kazoo with The Turnstile Review wrote that Jeter spends most of the game hobbling around on one leg. He is just about at the point where even Betty White could outrun him in a 50 yard dash.
But the stubborn-as-hell Yankee player is too proud to admit that he just does not have it anymore. So instead he will continue playing and end up embarrassing himself like others who stayed at the dance a bit too long.
Yes Jeter needs to become a team player and tell his manager Joe Girardi that he is not at 100 percent and by playing he is only hurting the team and making himself look like a Ringling Brothers Barnum & Bailey Circus clown.
Even his batting average is atrocious, so Derek lets do the legendary pinstripes proud and sit down and let someone who is 100 healthy take your place.
Even the greatest race horses in racing history can only go so much before they're put out to pasture.
In Other News. The African country of Upper Zamgola has just announced that the United States has no business butting into Syria's business and they will side with Russian President Putin.
