Demi Moore Puts Her Ashton Kutcher Voodoo Doll Collection Up For Sale on eBay

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Saturday, 7 September 2013

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The voodoo magic stick that Madam Lottie Jo Lafayette uses in her magic spells.

BEVERLY HILLS - Demi Moore has admitted that she has just about given up any hope of ever having her husband-boy toy Ashton Kutcher, 35, return to her.

She said that she figures that she may as well go ahead and give him his damn divorce so that he can marry his cute little honey Mila Kunis.

The 50-year-old actress confided to her ex-husband Bruce Willis that she has pretty much worn herself out hoping that Kutcher would come to his damn senses and return to her and beg her for her forgiveness.

Demi said that she has already placed her Ashton Kutcher voodoo doll collection up for sale on eBay.

She said that she realizes that there is just no way that she will ever be able to compete with that little 30-year-old ingenue Mila Kunis who starred in the film The Black Swan and the sequel The Black Swan II - The Eggless Nest.

SIDENOTE: Moore confessed to Bruce that she regrets having gone to the expense of traveling down to Lake Charles, Louisiana, and having Madam Lottie Jo Lafayette, the bayou voodoo woman cast her Cajun voodoo and Creole magical spells on Kutcher.

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