"It like, bums me out, ya know," stated James Sadzack, self proclaimed "Emo Kid For Life."
"We used to get talked about ALL the time. People used to make fun of us every day. Now it's like nobody cares."
"Nobody cared to begin with," a passerby interjected during the interview.
"Shut up conformist!" Sadzack exclaimed.
"See what I mean? When it comes to teenage stereotypes, we used to be a cut above the, well, you know what I mean."
Sadzack continued in the interview. "Well if nobody cares, then I don't care."
The 28 year old non conformist, Sadzack's closing comment was, "Whatever. I don't have time for this. My mom's gotta give me a ride to my job at Starbucks."