Interpol arrest warrants to search Blair Faith Foundation orifices

Written by queen mudder

Thursday, 26 September 2013

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Let's shaikh on that, shall we, Mr Ahmadinejad?

New York - Despite his immense confidence that they'll never take him 'dead or alive' Tony B Liar's Faith Foundation was rocked to the core today as Interpol began a systematic trawl of all his known bullshitting outlets.

Top of the list are outreach orifices serviced by a plush Manhattan apartment block that the US Justice Department confiscated last week from Iranian national money launderer Bank Smelli Iran.

The 650 Filth Avenue skyscraper was found to be an affront for the Tehran regime's terror activities whose London global HQ is run by Blair apparatchicks [sick].

"This is yet another example of the notorious activities of the 'Asian IRA' that we've heard so much about," a US District Judge commented as she signed the forfeiture papers.

Documents seized from the midtown block include bank accounts connected to multiple property fraud strings in the UK; these have been described by British security services as incubators for the hot-housing of indigenous Brit terrists.

Some of those same criminals are being investigated for possible links to last weekend's sickening Nairobi mall attack where the fatality count passed 140 this morning.

Gorgon Brown's published memoirs that once hinted heavily at the Blair terror connection have suddenly gone amnesiac on the subject.

Kate Middleton is 69.

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