Vid posted of wedding guests dancing 'Blair Necessities' conga
Wooton-under-the-Bushes, Bucks - Someone posted a vid of Euan Blair's lavish, multi-million pound nuptials on the You Boob! Channel this morning. It features Tony and Cherie leading a 200-strong wedding conga while knocking back five-hundred-squi...
Read full storySyrian War Not Being Taken Syriously By Americans
The American psyche sometimes goes through amazing changes. 12 years ago we couldn't wait to get our hands on that ultimate harbinger of evil Saddam Hussein and his dire WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION (GASP!!!!!!!) and to send his bad self to an early destiny with Hell (the Muslim one, not the Christian). Now, faced with a man just as repugnant who REALLY DOES HAVE WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION and H...
Read full storyCinderella Tom Brady Dances in One Glass Slipper
Fans and media called the Patriot fiasco against the Jets an ugly win. If this victory is one of the ugly stepsisters, then Tom Brady must be praying for a visit from his fairy godmother. He needs a magic wand to turn the field mice into coachmen.
Read full storySpoof Writer Trapped in Russian Airport for Months
Noted American spoof and whimsy writer Ossurworld has managed to escape the NSA clutches once again. NSA (No Strings Attached) had stopped him from leaking more vile tales of whimsy on American sports for several months. Accused of excessive dr...
Read full storyBelichick Rewarded with New Contract by Patriots
GILLETTE STADIUM- Bill Belichick will not discuss his new contract extension. It could extend to infinity, or until he rebuilds the team to win another Super Bowl. He is probably refusing to talk about his contract in order to spare the feelings...
Read full storyKim Jong Un Purchases 4 Missiles From Peru
PYONGYANG, North Korea - North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un was all smiles after he completed a deal with the South American government of Peru to buy 4 missiles. The Rice Paddy National News Agency of North Korea reports that the 4 missiles will be...
Read full storyFive Guys Burgers May Change Their Name To Five Guys & Their Wives Burgers
ARLINGTON, Virginia - There are now over 1,000 Five Guys Burgers franchises in the United States with more opening monthly. A restaurant consultant, Ferguson B. Waxminnow, has suggested that in order to make the spouses feel like they are part of...
Read full storyGuatemala Asks The United States For $13 Billion To Start Up A Space Program
GUATEMALA CITY, Guatemala - President Pancho Ensalada of Guatemala has asked President Obama for a loan in order to start up a space program similar to the one the United States has. President Ensalada informed President Obama that he met with fiv...
Read full storyDonald Trump Demands To See President Putin's Birth Certificate
NEW YORK CITY - There is no one in the United States of America who is more into himself than Donald Trump. The man with the Hairdo From Hell cannot stand to not be in the country's spotlight and he has said in the past that he actually lives to b...
Read full storyCanada Reports That Moose Rustling Has Reached Epidemic Proportions
CALGARY, Alberta - The Royal Canadian Mounted Police have just informed the Canadian public that moose rustling has gotten way out of hand and something has got to be done. Captain Jacques Renfrew with the RCMP said that just in the month of Augus...
Read full storyDenmark Reveals They Have Just Developed Two Nuclear Bombs
COPENHAGEN, Denmark - The Danish government has just informed the United Nations that after 13 years of planning, developing, and manufacturing they have finally been able to build two nuclear weapons A spokesperson for the Danish government who s...
Read full storyKatie Holmes Caught In A Passionate Embrace With Russell Brand
WEST HOLLYWOOD - Tom Cruise's ex-wife Katie Holmes mentioned back in May that she was so lonely that she had even entertained the idea of calling up Russell Brand. Well Katie finally went through with her thought and she called up Russell and invi...
Read full storyArby's Addresses The Aphrodisiacs In Their Arby Melt Rumors
BOARDMAN, Ohio - Arby's opened their first restaurant back in 1964, and since then they have sold millions and millions of sandwiches. Company Spokesperson Fluffy Tinsinbock recently sat down with the news media to clear up a rumor that apparently...
Read full storyWeird species discovered: A fish? Bird? Mammal? Reptile? Bug?
CLEVELAND, Ohio - A strange new species has been discovered on the banks of Lake Erie. It's not clear whether this animal is a fish, mammal, marsupial, reptile, or even a bird. It may even be an insect. The creature ran up to an elderly man taking...
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