Kim Jong Un Purchases 4 Missiles From Peru

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Sunday, 15 September 2013

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Kim Jong Un is thrilled with his missile deal with the government of Peru.

PYONGYANG, North Korea - North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un was all smiles after he completed a deal with the South American government of Peru to buy 4 missiles.

The Rice Paddy National News Agency of North Korea reports that the 4 missiles will be shipped from Lima, Peru to Pyongyang, North Korea via FedEx Air Express.

A spokesperson for the delivery company stated that the missiles can legally be shipped via the carrier as long as they meet the strict packaging guidelines.

Kim Jong Un has said that depending on how well the new missiles work he could end up purchasing some more from the Peruvian government.

SIDENOTE: President Obama reportedly said that he did not like the idea of Peru selling missiles to North Korea, but he said that it is simply a matter of free trade and that is not illegal.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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