Sparks and Mensa change their store layout
Sparks and Mensa, the high street department store for the highly intelligent has made a move to ensure that only those intelligentsia will be using their stores in future by changing the layout of the stores. "The traditional approach to stores,"...
Read full storyTrump to Join GOP Comedy Tour
The comedy trio of Bachman, Gohmert, and King bombed in Cairo. Critics say that they need a fourth member, perhaps with odd red hair, to really wow a difficult audience. Larry, Curly, and Moe could stand on their own as a comedy trio, but they ha...
Read full storyUnemployed to be forced to wear identifying badges
The Work and Pensions secretary Iain Duncan Smith today announced that the unemployed will from now on be forced to wear a badge identifying them as 'Work Shy' so that members of the public can easily identify them. "For too long the Work Shy have...
Read full storyRebekah Brooks and Dave Cameron to arrive on horseback at Blair wedding do
Wooton Basset - The flame-tressed alleged phone hacker and conspirator in the forthcoming NewsCorpse Old Bailey trial is one of the headline acts invited to Euan Blair's nuptial shindig at Tony and Cherie's country pad tomorrow. Brooks and twin br...
Read full storyUnka Dubya turns down Euan Blair wedding invite on paranoia grounds
Texarse - "Uh, sorry to pull out on your big day, pal," the former US President told Tony Blair in a midnight phone call last night citing premature evacuation worries about Saturday's lavish nuptials. Aides confirmed that secret intelligence abou...
Read full storyDevolution of evolution! Why it is time to call time on the myth!
[Writers note: In the interests of spoofery, I will add some of my own comments. However the reader should know that the original article is available online, and could have literally been published on this website unedited, and remain spoof worthy.] Evolutions 'big bang' is claimed to have occurred some 520 million years ago in what is known as the Cambrian explosion. During this period, many...
Read full storyColorado Reports That Most Of Their K-9 Marijuana Sniffing Dogs Are Getting Stressed Out
DENVER - Law enforcement agencies throughout the state of Colorado are expressing some concern over the new Marijuana laws. Detective Draco K. Applebush, 47, with the Denver Police Department, who is assigned to the department's narcotics division...
Read full storyLindsay Lohan Vows That Her Automobile Accident Days Are Over
HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Lindsay Lohan has said that the three months she spent in rehab did wonders for her. She told her mom that she now sees that she was headed on the road to ruin and she has decided to act her age instead of her shoe size as they say...
Read full storyA Chemist In Cincinnati Discovers The Ingredients In M&M's and Manufactures N&N's
CINCINNATI - A chemist who has resided in Cincinnati all of his life has just informed American Spotlight Magazine that he has invented a new hard shell chocolate candy. Livingston Odessa who received his Chemistry Degree from Johnny Appleseed Uni...
Read full storyKate Gosselin Admits To Fantasizing About George Clooney
READING, Pennsylvania - Ever since George Clooney was unceremoniously dumped by Stacy Keibler, Kate Gosselin has said that she has been fantasizing about the tall, dark, and handsome actor. She revealed to a close friend that she cannot believe th...
Read full storyFaith Hill Denies The Lesbian Rumors
SAN FRANCISCO - Faith Hill who is getting divorced from fellow country music artist Tim McGraw was strolling down Castro Street when she was approached by a news reporter. The reporter identified herself as Calcutta Cotton with Music Moments Magaz...
Read full storyPresident Obama's Speech: Edited for easier understanding by those who do not follow current events
For the sake of those not familiar with the double-speak required of the modern Beltway politian, and who lack the historical context needed to dig out the burined meanings, we provide the following translation of the President's recent speech: My fellow Americans, tonight I want to talk to you about Syria, why it matters and why we can't go anywhere from here. Over the past two years, what...
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