Devolution of evolution! Why it is time to call time on the myth!

Written by Gary Potter

Friday, 13 September 2013

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A young Richard Dawkins

[Writers note: In the interests of spoofery, I will add some of my own comments. However the reader should know that the original article is available online, and could have literally been published on this website unedited, and remain spoof worthy.]

Evolutions 'big bang' is claimed to have occurred some 520 million years ago in what is known as the Cambrian explosion. During this period, many advanced animals 'magically appeared' without any fossil precursors. This has been long acknowledged by both evolution buffs and its detractors (scientists). Here is a quote by Micky Lee of the University of Adelaideshire "This simultaneous burst of life, with few or no precursors, had seemed at odds with Darwin's idea of gradual evolution through natural selection".

So how is this obvious difficulty solved scientifically? It isn't. Mickey then claims that evolution evolved 5 times faster during a 20 million year period!! Honestly, I crap you not. Here is the quote "However, our results show that moderately accelerated evolution, sustained over a few tens of millions of years, COULD have produced this pattern. A fivefold increase in rates of evolution would compress about 100 million years' worth of change into about 20 million years-a relatively brief period in geological terms" - so evolution, for some obscure and unscientifically verifieable reason accelerated 5 time for a period of 20 million years, then slowed down again, to levels that remain unobservable.

Lee went on to dig an even deeper hole by elaborating "These seemingly impossibly fast rates of evolution implied by this Cambrian explosion have long been exploited by opponents of evolution. Darwin himself famously considered that this was at odds with the normal evolutionary processes." [writers quip: the Cambrian explosion has been exploited as it is patent bullfaeces]

Lee by now was digging so deep, one wonders whether he was digging for fossils. You know, the fossil record. The fossil record, which crackpot evolutionist and atheist fundamentalist Richard Dawkins describes as an 'embarrassment of riches' due to it's supposed evidence for evolution?

Lee blundered "However, because of the NOTORIOUS IMPERFECTION of the ancient fossil record, no-one has been able to accurately measure rates of evolution during this critical interval, often called evolution's Big Bang." Notorious imperfection of the ancient fossil record?! Dawkins must have surely put out a contract on Lee after revealing the truth behind one of evolution trump lies.

So in conclusion, the Cambrian explosion is brushed away under the carpet by the notion that evolution happened 5 times faster, than the normal rate. As to the why, this is left unanswered. As for evidence of this, this remains in the minds of evolution nuts, who really will believe any old garbage.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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