Rebekah Brooks and Dave Cameron to arrive on horseback at Blair wedding do

Written by queen mudder

Friday, 13 September 2013

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Brooks may have to ride side-saddle tonmorrow to spare Blair's blushes

Wooton Basset - The flame-tressed alleged phone hacker and conspirator in the forthcoming NewsCorpse Old Bailey trial is one of the headline acts invited to Euan Blair's nuptial shindig at Tony and Cherie's country pad tomorrow.

Brooks and twin brother Dave Cameron are scheduled to make a grand appearance on whorseback at the Wooton Basset wedding where the full gamut of celeb Z-Listers will be vying for attention.

Heavy security means the ID of other snouts-in-the-trough trolls' attendance at the Blairs' country pile is being kept strictly under wraps.

However, an authoritative guest lists seen by QM-NewsCorpse stringers confirms the presence of most of Blair's illegitimate brood like David Beckham, Andy Murray, Ed Milliband, Hugh Grunt, Prince William... 'and up to half a dozen on Interpol's Most Wanted List. [That's enough illegit bastards - 'Ed'].

Other snouts-in-the-trough Z-Listers on the invite list include foreign hit-and run 'policy fixers', half a dozen international arms dealers, Chinese Triad bosses and cocaine dealers holding the Royal Warrant.

Bash-Ear Al-Assad's regrets head the Can't Come list although he and fetching spouse Mrs Asthma Assad have reportedly sent a smashing wedding present of some 'fragrance' [cough, cough, splutter, splutter].

Andy Coulson is mad as a dog.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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