Faith Hill Denies The Lesbian Rumors

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Friday, 13 September 2013

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Faith has said that she is about as gay as Kirstie Alley is anorexic.

SAN FRANCISCO - Faith Hill who is getting divorced from fellow country music artist Tim McGraw was strolling down Castro Street when she was approached by a news reporter.

The reporter identified herself as Calcutta Cotton with Music Moments Magazine.

She asked Faith how disappointed she was at being terminated from her cush Sunday Night Football gig which was then given to Carrie Underwood.

Hill responded by saying that she was as disappointed as David Crosby dropping a plate of 15 pancakes on the floor.

The "This Kiss" singer was then asked about the rumors that her divorce was due to the fact that she was recently caught yodeling in the canyon.

Faith became very upset and said that she is not into women in that way and that the rumor was probably started by Justin Bieber or Ashton Kutcher who are two notorious rumormongers.

SIDENOTE: Hill wanted to clear up the fact that just because she recently told David Letterman that Stacy Keibler has the prettiest legs in Tinsel Town does not mean that she leans towards the world of lesbianites.

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