Saudi airport rolls outs gay detector kits
Arabian Gulf - A bit of nifty detective work has identified the cutting edge security scanners as manufactured under licence in a First Anonymous Bank of Switzerland deal by a secretive, high tech Crawford, Texas corp. The address on the back of t...
Read full storyJerusalem: City of culture
Derry is by no means the only city in the world that ever got the "City of Culture" gong. A lost book by ancient historian Josephus could set the world alight if it is released to the public. Archaeologists came across the script in a cave near the Dead Sea and believe it to be genuine. It describes in detail what exactly happened to Jesus Christ. According to Josephus, Jerusalem had been g...
Read full storyRuling Authority to Re-Institute HUAC, Cites New "Red Scare"
In light of attempts to dismantle the United States government by "red district" congressmen and dangerous outside groups, the R.A. plans to bring back the House Un-American Activities Committee. The earlier Committee, formed to investigate so-cal...
Read full storyThe Philadelphia Eagles Hand The New York Giants Their 5th Straight Defeat
EAST RUTHERFORD, New Jersey - The green Eagles from Philadelphia flew into New Jersey and after they were done, they had beaten the New York Giants 36-21 handing them loss number cinco, as they say in Spanish Harlem. One sports reporter who has co...
Read full storyNew England Patriots Coach Bill Belichick Denies New Cheating Charge
FOXBOROUGH, Massachusetts - Coach Bill Belichick is denying the recent allegations that he used an electronic sound monitoring device to listen in on the opposing team's huddles. According to Sports Balls Illustrated Daily the state-of-the-art dev...
Read full storyLindsay Lohan Laughs At The Pregnant Rumors
HOLLYWOOD HILLS - The latest rumor fresh out of the Left Coast Rumor Mills is that Lindsay Lohan is now as they say in Utah, with child. Lohan who spent most of her summer in rehab laughed as she told Carolina Chipotle with Bedroom Pillow Talk tha...
Read full storyThe Denver Broncos Battle The Dallas Cowboys In A 51-48 Texas Shootout
ARLINGTON, Texas - The Denver Broncos galloped into The AT&T Stadium in Texas and along with the Dallas Cowboys showed the fans what an old-fashioned Texas Shootout looks like. After the dust had settled the boys from the Rocky Mountains had w...
Read full storyQueen Latifah Says She Does Not Have The Hots For Kim Kardashian
LOS ANGELES - Queen Latifah has finally reponded to the questions that she has ducked for weeks regarding Kim Kardashian of the Kardashian Klan. QL was asked by Ling Chow Rangoon with iRumors if she had a super hot crush on Kim Kardashian. The...
Read full storyThe Unbeaten New England Patriots Fall To The Cincinnati Bengals
CINCINNATI - After the game ended Bengals fans sitting up in the 4th and 5th rows said that they could see Tom Brady's pout. The Patriots had just seen their 4-0 record go to 4-1 at the hands of the Cincinnati Bengals. The final score was 13-6...
Read full storyA Colorful Bouquet, or, the Importance of Being Furnaced
The following report was posted on Wikileaks last week. It was taken from a Super Top Secret CIA file, but upon request of the U.S. government, Wikileaks decided to kill this story because news of the new Sexually Transmitted Disease. the McAllistore...
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Set around the Washington offices of THE DAILY SHAMELESS, an american pro-democracy newpaper, the pilot for this crazy series is already getting rave reviews. "The Daily Shameless" whose editor is Charlie Sheen, doesn't give a blind Fuxx$$ for God...
Read full storyUS Celebs Form New Country And Western Group
Donald Rumsfeld, Condoleezza Rice, Tony Blair, George Bush And Barack O'Bama have formed a new Country and Western Band called Fuk-U-All. And guess what? They have a new line-dance to go with it! Called "The Democracy". Blair, of course, alwa...
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