Queen Latifah Says She Does Not Have The Hots For Kim Kardashian

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Monday, 7 October 2013

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Queen Latifah denies that she has a crush on Kim Kardashian.

LOS ANGELES - Queen Latifah has finally reponded to the questions that she has ducked for weeks regarding Kim Kardashian of the Kardashian Klan.

QL was asked by Ling Chow Rangoon with iRumors if she had a super hot crush on Kim Kardashian.

The tall talk show host finally responded to that much asked question by saying that she does not have the hots for Kimmy.

She did say that she thinks that (Kim) has one of the best looking cabooses in Tinsel Town but quickly added that she would not want to cut in on brutha Kanye West.

When asked by Miss Rangoon if she really felt that she could take Kardashian away from Kanye, she grinned, took a sip of her Aye Caramba Beer and asked, "Does sista Whoopi have dreadlocks? Ling Chow, let me tell you hon, if this big old gal wanted Kim I could take her away from Westy so fast his lips would be smacking each other for hours.

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