The Philadelphia Eagles Hand The New York Giants Their 5th Straight Defeat

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Monday, 7 October 2013

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A New York Giants fan trying to conceal his true identity.

EAST RUTHERFORD, New Jersey - The green Eagles from Philadelphia flew into New Jersey and after they were done, they had beaten the New York Giants 36-21 handing them loss number cinco, as they say in Spanish Harlem.

One sports reporter who has covered the Giants for two decades said that with the 2013 edition of the Giants, it seems like its all downhill from the tailgage party.

A long time Giants fan going who goes back to the days of Frank Gifford, Alex Webster, and Andy Robustelli said that the team is doing so bad even the sale of hots dogs has gone down due to the fact that the fans don't want to risk getting sick from watching the horrendous Giants play.

Eagles quarterback Michael "Bow-Wow" Vick left the game before the half due to a hamstring injury and a serious tongue bruise.

SIDENOTE: Sports Balls Illustrated Daily is reporting that hundreds of Giants fans are trying to trade their tickets for New York Jets tickets.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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