Saudi airport rolls outs gay detector kits

Written by queen mudder

Monday, 7 October 2013

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It stops them entering the country

Arabian Gulf - A bit of nifty detective work has identified the cutting edge security scanners as manufactured under licence in a First Anonymous Bank of Switzerland deal by a secretive, high tech Crawford, Texas corp.

The address on the back of the money-back guarantee gives one G W Bush at Predator Chapel Ranch, Crawford, Tx, as the sole trading partner producing the million dollar-apiece bits of kit.

Reports from early sea trials have indicated the electronic wizardry is, indeed, capable of detecting a homosexual person as soon as they step through its 3D-enhanced plasma-emitting screen.

This week hundreds of the Texan babes were installed at Jeddah Airport as part of a Gulf-wide push to eradicate the evil of gayness that locals Imams blame for stuff. Yeah.

Further installations are being planned at national airports in neighboring Kuwait, Bahrain and Qatar - probably just in tome for the 2022 World Cup.

"The message we're sending all you Brit queens is simple," the head of Qatar 2022 commented, "first pass the airport groin scanner before entering the, er, country."

A Lesbian-only tit groping glove capable of rooting out undesirable females is awaiting patents from the Vatican.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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