The Unbeaten New England Patriots Fall To The Cincinnati Bengals

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Monday, 7 October 2013

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Tom Brady failed to throw even one touchdown pass ending a 52 game streak.

CINCINNATI - After the game ended Bengals fans sitting up in the 4th and 5th rows said that they could see Tom Brady's pout.

The Patriots had just seen their 4-0 record go to 4-1 at the hands of the Cincinnati Bengals.

The final score was 13-6 and Hercules Confetti with Sporting Chance Magazine said he actually saw several fans reading books in the stands.

Confetti noted that the game was about as exciting as watching Kirstie Alley eating a 2-pound bag of Cheetos.

The Bengals sacked Tom Brady so much that one of the Cincinnati cheerleaders remarked that he looked like a sack of Idaho potatoes.

"Wonder Boy" Brady ended his streak of tossing a touchdown pass in 52 straight games.

An unnamed wife of one of his teammates said that Tom's wife Gisele Bundchen was so mad that she almost bit her lipstick case in half.

SIDENOTE: After the game Brady was asked by Confetti if he felt any responsibility for the loss. He shook his head and said that he did everything that he was supposed to do and he did it perfectly. He then pointed out that his teammates dropped the ball (pun intended).

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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