New England Patriots Coach Bill Belichick Denies New Cheating Charge

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Monday, 7 October 2013

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FOXBOROUGH, Massachusetts - Coach Bill Belichick is denying the recent allegations that he used an electronic sound monitoring device to listen in on the opposing team's huddles.

According to Sports Balls Illustrated Daily the state-of-the-art device named The Whispertron Seven can pick up even the softest voices at a distance of 900 yards.

Rufus Reno with SBID said that it is his understanding that the Patriots coach used the ultra modern device in their victories against Tampa Bay and Atlanta.

When Reno contacted Coach Belichick and informed him of this latest cheating allegations the Pats coach became highly offended and started rattling off dozens of vulgaristic expletives.

He said that his team is too damn good to have to resort to cheating and added that he has never even heard of The Whispertron Seven.

SIDENOTE: An inside source with the New York Jets has said that they have never trusted Coach Belichick since he was caught shooting unauthorized video of opponents back in 2007, so in order to prevent him from hearing the Jets huddle plays the Jets team will resort to using sign language while in the huddle.

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